love cycle!!

system of love
jan-ROSE,
Feb-PROPOSE,
Mar-GIFT,
Apri-LIFT,
May-CHATING,
June-DATING,
July-Miss U,
Aug-MEET U,
Sep-ANGER,
Oct-DANGER,
Nov-LEFT,
Dec-NEXT……

hw many r stupids

Mera kaam hua?














Sent:
22-Jan-2009
08:20:06pm


99%stupids ll nt read dis ful sms
& ll reply konsa kam?

check hw many r stupids ..

beta dil laga k padai karo

The ultimate line told by
every parent 2 dear child
"beta dil laga k padai karo"

ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dl
lagane k bad pdi hoti hai kya.

MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE

MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE-

Pehle mchr pakdo

fir use zamin pe lita do
fir use GUDGUDI karo
OR jaise hi Hase
Muh me All OUT
Rakh do.

Note my new Nmbr

PndtG ne naya mobile liya
or doston ko sms kiya..

pehla mera mble number 3310 tha
ab 6610 ho gaya hai.
Note my new Nmbr please...

Note my new Nmbr

PndtG ne naya mobile liya
or doston ko sms kiya..

pehla mera mble number 3310 tha
ab 6610 ho gaya hai.
Note my new Nmbr please...

"BEWACUF" Mil Gaya

Mil Gaya
Oye Hoye Mil Gaya
Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,

Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke
SmS WorLd ka SMS Padnewala
Ek aur"BEWACUF" Mil Gaya!!!

u Miss sum1 dont cry

If u Miss sum1 dont cry,
think of all d time
u've spent 2gethr
&
hold a sweet smile
on ur face
coz

d 1 u r Missing
alwys wants 2 See u
smiling..

Love-ing Friend

I m herewhere?

Just Close ur Eyes
&Touch Ur Heart
u Can Feel it
I m there,
in ur heart
as 4ever"Loving Frnd"

Love

I am not rich
but i've a rich heart.
I'm not smart
but I've a smart mind.
I'm not always right
but
I'm not wrong
to choosing -'U'
as my~
¤CLOSEST ONE¤

love

Na Tasveer hai aapki jo dedar kiya jaye,
na aap pass ho jo baat kiya jaye,
ye kaisa dard diya apne,
na kuch kaha jaye na apke bina jiya jaye.

Subha bijoya

Baje dhol baje dhak,
Sune sobar lage taak. Bisorjone sobai jabe,
Hasi kanna dui pabe.
Sukh dukho mile mise subho bijoya janai sese.

Subah Bijoya

Pujo sesh oli goli,
ma bole choli choli.
Bhasan hobe fatafati,
bijoya sarar hutopati.
Eta mar natun dhara,
sms-e Bijoya sara.

Pappu

Ek bar Pappu K Sar Par8-10 BAAL Aye
Wo Nai k pas Gya
Nai Ne pucha CUT kru ya COUNT karu
Pappu Sharma k bola-colour kro

ye schol kya hota he

Mumy ye schol kya hota he
Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he

Pappu

Pappu-Beta Ye Kaisi Machis Laye
Ho Ek Bhi Nahi Jal Rhi

Beta-Kya Baat Kar Rhe Ho
Papa Sub Check Kar Ke Laya Hu!!.

Santa

Hotel me khana kha k santa hath k badle
wash basin dhone laga.
Waiter pucha kya kar rahe ho?
SaNta bola:dikhta nhi likha he wash basin

Pappu- Dipu

Pappu-Yar Mera Mobile Kharab Hogya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Btao
Dipu-Dentist Wo Q
Pappu-Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya He

Santa-Banta

Snta-Tum Dusaro Se Q Kehte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu
B-Maaf Krna Muje Ni Pata Tha Ye Baat Gupt Rkhni He

Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le k karta

Pappu ne Ek car li Loan pe.Loan chuka nai pane se Bank wale Car utha le gae.
Pappu Rote hue:Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le k karta

Santa - police

Santa helmet pehn ke ghar se nikla
police:lao 50 ka not
santa:yar helmet to he
police:abey lakin bike kaha he

Gandhiji Ne Ahinsa Ka Rasta Hi Kyu Chuna

Gandhiji Ne Ahinsa Ka Rasta Hi Kyu Chuna..
-
-
-
-
-
Guess
-
-
Socho
-
-
-
-
-
Qki Dhishoom Dhishoom To Pepsodent ka kam hai

SAMNE SE HATJA

Pe-peep Pe'peep
Pe-peep
Peep peep
Pe,peep
Ghng ghng
P-peep
Pe'peep
Pe'peep
Pe'peep

[*]
SAMNE SE
HATJA

SMS

AA RAHA Hai.?

Santa-Banta

Bnta-Teri BIWI ne MUZE 1 bar line MARi thi
Snta-Tuze sirf LINE mari he Muze to BAILAN C Marti He

DOST bahut JAKKAS ho

#

Gadha B jo na khaye wo
ghas ho tum

Stupid idiot bakwas ho
tum

52 jokro waali taash ho
tum

Pr fir B jo B ho
yaar

DOST bahut JAKKAS
ho

Chor pakadnewala machine banaya gaya.

Chor pakadnewala machine banaya gaya.
1590 chor japan se mile!
1723 china se!
1001 pakistan se!
Aur india se machine hi chori ho gaya!

Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye

Santa was walking thru d forest n saw snake
hanging on d tree.
Santa Said: Sirf latakne se height nai badegi,
Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye

DIL b 2 diye h bs dusra dhundna padta h

God gave
2 Eyes
2 Arms
2 Legs
2 Ears
2 Lungs
2 Kidneys
to us
Why he is given Only 1 Heart
Stupid
DIL b 2 diye h
bs dusra dhundna padta h

Likha Tha "Sugar Free" ,Mgr Usne shakkar nahi di,

Santa-Wo Dukandar Logo Ko Lut ta He
Banta-kyu?
Santa-Mene Kal Usse Biscut Kharida
Uspar Likha Tha "Sugar Free"
Mgr Usne shakkar nahi di,

-"2009 K Bhikhari"-

-"2009 K Bhikhari"-

Amma Thoda Khaana He To Do Na..

Amma-Abhi Nahi Banaya He...

Bhikaari-To Banane Ke Baad
Miss Call Kar Dena.

Teacher - Student

Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???

Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri he
sanam..

Exam Ki Sari Taiyari Ho Gayi

Exam Ki Sari Taiyari Ho Gayi

Pen
Pencil
Scale
EraSr

Sab Taiyar He
Ab BuS Padhna Baki He

Apne Papa ka nam English me btao.

Techr:Apne Papa ka nam English me btao.
Student:BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR.
Teachr:What Nonsense,Iska matlab kya hua.
Stdt:SUNDER LAL CHADDA

jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jaye

Mohabat karne walo ko
inkar acha nahi lgta.
Dunia walo ko ikrar
acha nahi lgta
jab tak ladka ladki
bhag na jaye
Logo ko pyar sacha nhi
lagta

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
.
.
.
Guess? Kaise
.
.
kyu ki.......usay
.
.
HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

Santa-Banta

snta-mai jab paida hua to bahut roya Tha
Bnta-Q
Snta-Pata nhi Q
Yaar us Waqt mai chota tha

fir aaonga...

Wife: raat ko ghar me chor aaya or mujhe kiss karke chala gaya.
Pati- tumne roka nahi?
wife- bahut kaha tha rukne k liye, bola fir aaonga...

REMIX

Yae
Bee
See
Dee
Eee
Yef
Jee
Hetch
Ai
Jae
Kae
Yel
Y em
Yen
Oh
Pee
Kiue
Aar
Yes
Tee
You
Vee
Double u
Yeks
Why
Ized
"REMIX o

Santa

Sta--Sharm nai ati meri jeb kat te Huye
DR-Apko sharm ani chaiye Q.ki
apki jeb me 1 paisa b nhi he

Water ka formula

cher-Water ka formula batao
-
Snta-H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
-
Tcher-Ye kya hai?
-
Snta-Sir ye Delhi ka pani hai.

police ko Q nhi bataya

Snta-jb tmari wife gum hui
to police ko Q nhi bataya
Bnta-Qki jab mera scooter gum hua ta
to policewalo ne 15-20 din istemal kar k dia

Ye Insano Pe Hi Aser Krta H

Antar Mantar
Jadu Jantar
-
Chhhooo
-
Kuch Mahsus Hua..
-
Nahi Na?
-
-
-
Jadugar Ne Bhi Yahi Kaha Tha
K

Ye
-
Insano Pe Hi Aser Krta H

Conductor -student

Conductor 2 a student:tu hmesa door me khade rehte ho tera baap watchman he kya

Studen:tu hmse chillr puchta he tere baap BHIKARI he kya

Shadi kab hoti he?

Bnta-Shadi kab hoti he?
Snta-Jab Barbadi Najdeek aati he tab hote he

DOSTI

DOSTI
Phul se karoge to mehak jaoge,

SAAWAN Se karoge to bheeg jaoge,

SURAJ Se karoge to jal jaoge,

muj Se karoge to SUDHAR jaoge

Ek bar muskura do dost..!

Phul khilkar udas he.
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he
Ek bar muskura do dost..

.

.

Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai..

Koi apko Pagal Kahe T

Koi apko Pagal
Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona
Afsos Mat Karna
Rona B Nhi
Darna Bhi Mat
Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Puchna
-
-
-
-
Tumhe kaise pata chala

Barsat k raat 1 bhigi ladki

Barsat k raat
1 bhigi ladki

bhiga badan

bhige hont

bhige zulfe

usse nazre mile
milte he dil ne kaha
.
.
.
Kal ye 100% bimar hogi

Dr.- Dipu

Dr.-Tum roz subha clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Dipu-Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai-Aurato ko dekhne ka Time 9am-1pm

Pappu- Dipu

Pappu-Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karti HE??

Dipu-Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata HE..

Bhikri - Taj hotel

Bikhari Ne Fon Kia..
Hallo Taj Hotel
Ha Ji
1Pizza
1Biryani
1RasMalai Bhej Do
Taj>Kiske Nam Se Bheju Sir
B>Allah K Nam Pe Bhejde

Wah Wah

Beth kar unki zulfo ke saaye me, swarg jaisa anand Aaya

wah !..wah..!

biwi ne Dekh Liya or Shaam ko hospital me hi hosh Aaya ..

Ab To Naha Lo

Suno--
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki Garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek bond
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh kar
Kah rahi hai

"Pls Ab To Naha Lo"

ha ha ha

Har rishta dil se nibhana hum jante hai
Jakhm pe marham lagana hum jante hai
Hame bhulane ki koshish mat karna
hum gala b dabana jante He

ha ha ha

E dost unhe meri yaad dila de
Hum unhe yaad karte hai ye bata de

Wo sms n kre to pani barsa de
Or us pani mai unka phone duba de.

Santa-Banta

Santa: Gud news hai banta Main aur meri
girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, great Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko

Wah Wah

Arz hai

Student ki b kya life hoti he

wah wah

Student ki b kya life hoti he
-
-
Na husband hota he
Na wife hoti he

ha ha ha

Khoobsurat Phoolon Me
Haseen Wadiyon Me
Dilkash Baaghon Me
Aap Jaisa
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Ek Keeda Zaroor Hota Hai

Love

Love ko life me must hona chahiye
Studnt ko luv me intrst hona chahiye
Ashiq ishq me prfect hona chahiy
Ye b college me subject hona chahiye

Santa-Banta

Banta- Yaar duniya me sab se
purana janwar kaun sa he?

Santa- "ZEBRA"
Banta- Woh kaise?
Santa- kyuki wo Black & White
ke zamane Ka hai

EXAMS

AEROPLANE
Wright bros

CYCLE
Macmillan

TELEPHONE
Graham Bell

TELESCOPE
Galileo

EXAMS

Saale ko dhundo re, Pakad k Marenge

4 U

Man daily sent Rose 2wife
1day he died
Still his wife rcvd rose evryday
C was shockd n askd florist
He said-
Ur hubby paid advance 4 whol Lyf.

4 U

Ek phul ki tamanna ki thi kabi,
Kash vo DAAL jhuk jati to kya tha?

Zindagi ke kisi mod pe jab HUM sath the,
Kash zndgi wahi RUK jati to kya hota

4 U

Zina chahta hu pr zindgi raas nhi ati,
Marna chahta hu pr mout pas nhi ati.

Bahut udas hu is zindgi se,
Ye kismat h k tadpaane se baaz nhi ati.

4 U

KAsh yeh dil shishe ka bana hota,
Chot lAgti to beshak fannah hota.

Par sunte jAb wo awAz iske tutne ki,
Tab unhe b apne guna ka ehsAs hota...

4 U

I Giv up my shoulders 2Cry
Hands 2hold u
Legs 2walk wid u
Bt i cnt gv u my Heart 2u coz itz already urs..
Luv u.
-

4 U

Bahut muskil se kal ki raat guzari he,
Kuch tanha par kuch khas guzri he.

Na neend aayi na khawab koi,
Bas aap k khayalo k saath Guzri He...

CHAPPAL TO WAPIS KRO MERI

Aapne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rhe,
apne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rhe,
Apne HANSI churai HUM khamosh rhe,
But Its 2 much yaar CHAPPAL TO WAPIS KRO MERI.

dhire se Bolegi MIYAAOO

Vo Reshmi Baalo wali,
Bhuri Ankho wali
Komal hatho or Narm pero Wali,
Matkti hui Andhere Me
Apke paas ayegi
or

dhire se Bolegi
MIYAAOO.

Height Of RecessioN

Height Of RecessioN.,
.
.
.
.
You Swipe The Card
N
BaNk A.T.M MachiNe Shows This Message
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
"AGEY CHALO BABA."

Wah Wah

Aapki tasveer banate-banate adhuri reh jaati he

Aapki tasveer banate-banate adhuri reh jaati he

Kabhi Singh to kabhi punchh reh jaati hai!

ap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko

ap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge
Mobile K Saath Dafnana
Network Milega To Kabar Se B
Sms Bindaas Karenge

hottest kiss

Sweetest kiss- On the 4head!

Loveliest kiss - On cheeks!

Most
& the hottest kiss

?

?
?
?
?
?

?
On ur vehicle's silencer.!

Santa-Banta

Sn-mere biwi ne muze pareshan
ki He bar bar kehti he muze bacha chaheya
Bn:to
Sn:Me male hu yaar

Clasic example 2 prov girls r selfis

Clasic example 2 prov girls r selfis
wen i was a kid so many girls
wanted 2 kiss me,
i allowed.
now i want 2kiss so many girls,
but they dnt allow

Jo mujhe bhool jae

Jo mujhe bhool jae
Uska mobile tut jae
Charger jal jae
sim lock ho jae
Local call par STD ka bil aaye
Local area me b roaming lag jae

Even Networks Cant Stay Without FRIEND

voda( F (one
Ai( R (tel
Virg( I (n
Id( E (a
Bs( N (l
In( D (icom
Hey How Crazy,
Even Networks Cant Stay Without FRIEND..

ha ha ha

Bhoot ka beta apni ma se bola:ma mai kitna Daravna hu

Ma boli:beta jyada ghamand acha nahi
Abhi tune
msg padhne wale ko
nahi DEKHA !

WIFE, BIWI & PATNI Me Kya Farp Hota He

Batao WIFE, BIWI & PATNI Me Kya Farp Hota He?
?

?

?

?

?
Koi Farq Nahi
Tino Ek Hi Bala Ka Naam Hai

1 Gud news & 1 bad news

1 Gud news & 1 bad news
Gud news:
1kg Tomato k sath NOKIA N96 free
Bad news:
1kg. Tamato 32000 Rs

ha ha ha

Gadha rassi se bandha hua hai
Batao vo dur padi ghaas kaise khaega?

batao batao?

batao na?

har Maan li na?

Gadhe ne bhi maan li thi.

ha ha ha

Can u call me now?

Its urgent.

My frnd wants to talk to u.

Actually, use yakin nahi hua
jab maine use bataya ki

Janwar bhi bol sakte hai

mentos zindagi.

Itne saal ho gaye
koi ladki nahi pati !

Ye hai aam zindgi
aur

Itne saal ho gaye
koi ladki hume nahi pata saki !
Ye hai mentos zindagi..

Height Of Escapism

Height Of Escapism:
Prof: Where is ur Assignment?

Student:Sir,I lost it While fightin
with students who said dat u
wer not d best prof in college..

Sweet Dream & Masala Dream

Take one glass full of Sugar
& put it into ur eyes
U will have Sweet Dream

&

If U want Masala Dream

Try Chilli Powder.

ha ha ha

Dosti ki galio me koi gam na ho,

Hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho,

Apko mile har roj
nayi-nayi girl FRIEND

Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho.

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if i can face tis i can face anything.

Santa

Santa: God!
Plz dnt want 3rd
world war.

God: I appreciate u my child.

Santa: no God i'm weak in history.
So, I cnt study 3rd wrld war !!

Santa-Banta

Santa & Banta on african safari.
Sudnly a lion catchd santa.

Santa: Shoot him!

Banta: sorry Film is over!

Santa-Banta

Santa & Banta k bich fight ho rahi thi,
Santa: mai tare kapade phad k tujko nanga kar dunga.
Banta: serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar

100 devils= 1 girlfriend

Conversions to be remembered
4 lifetime:
100cm= 1m
100ps= 1Rs
100kg=1quintal
100gods=1mother,
and
most importantly
100 devils= 1 girlfriend.

What time is it wen most ppl go to da dentist

What time is it wen most ppl go to da dentist?

.
.

Guess yaar

I know u do it

Try again

2.30.. (tooth-hurty!)

larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai,
In k peche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi ladki ne keh diya I LOVE U
2 samajh jana us dn APRIL FOOL hai.

Santa-Banta

Banta-Shadi k bad tuze kya sekhne ko mila?
Santa-Roz BV Gali Deti He Whi Shikhta Hu

Wah Wah

Tere pyar me umar bhar intezar kiya

Tere pyar me umar bhar intezar kiya

Wah Wah

Aur
Uss intezar me na jane kitno se pyar kiya

Santa

Race dekhte Hue
Santa ne Pucha:"Inam kisko milega?"
Banta:Sub se age wale ko.
Santa:To phir piche wale kyu bhag rahe hain?

Bhikri - Santa

Bhikri: Kuch khane ko do
Santa:TAMATR KHAO
B :Roti do baba
S: TAMATR KHAO
B:TamAtr hi khila do
Wife: Ye Totla hai,
Keh rAhe h KAMAKAR KHAO.

Boy - Girl:

Boy: Tujh Me Rab Dikhta Hai..
Yara Me Kya Karu?

Girl: To Darshan Le,
Dakshina De, Prasad Le Aur Chala
Ja.
Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Khade Hai.

Cup Exam

Cup Exam-

Stadium subject
Pitch: Examination hall
Batsman: student
Bowler:que Paper
Bat:pen
Ball:question
Umpire: evaluator
play well

Minimum & Maximum

Teacher-tum Mummy ko Mum kehte ho,
to tum apni Mummy ki badi bahen
Aur
Chhoti bahen ko kya kahoge?

BOY:(soch ke) - Minimum & Maximum.

where were u born?

Teacher-where were u born?
Santa-Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher:Can u spell it?
Snta-(thinking 4 some time)
I think i was born in GOA

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
-
-
-
Pappu
-
Sari larkion k numbers Mobile Se
Papa ne delete krdie hai

Adnan Sami ka"Ghajini"- "WAZNI"

Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga
-
-
-
-
"WAZNI"

Santa

Santa visits Mysore palace.
Guide: Please don't sit there,
this is Tipu Sultan's chair.
Santa: Don't worry,
I will get up when he comes.

Santa

Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti
Santa:Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya?
Kabutar:Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?

Cat - Elephant

Cat:how old ru?
Elephant:15years
Cat:but u look big
Elephant:i am a complan boy!
Cat:i'm 30.
Elephant:but u look small
Cat:i'm ponds age miracle