4 U

Man daily sent Rose 2wife
1day he died
Still his wife rcvd rose evryday
C was shockd n askd florist
He said-
Ur hubby paid advance 4 whol Lyf.

4 U

Ek phul ki tamanna ki thi kabi,
Kash vo DAAL jhuk jati to kya tha?

Zindagi ke kisi mod pe jab HUM sath the,
Kash zndgi wahi RUK jati to kya hota

4 U

Zina chahta hu pr zindgi raas nhi ati,
Marna chahta hu pr mout pas nhi ati.

Bahut udas hu is zindgi se,
Ye kismat h k tadpaane se baaz nhi ati.

4 U

KAsh yeh dil shishe ka bana hota,
Chot lAgti to beshak fannah hota.

Par sunte jAb wo awAz iske tutne ki,
Tab unhe b apne guna ka ehsAs hota...

4 U

I Giv up my shoulders 2Cry
Hands 2hold u
Legs 2walk wid u
Bt i cnt gv u my Heart 2u coz itz already urs..
Luv u.
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4 U

Bahut muskil se kal ki raat guzari he,
Kuch tanha par kuch khas guzri he.

Na neend aayi na khawab koi,
Bas aap k khayalo k saath Guzri He...

CHAPPAL TO WAPIS KRO MERI

Aapne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rhe,
apne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rhe,
Apne HANSI churai HUM khamosh rhe,
But Its 2 much yaar CHAPPAL TO WAPIS KRO MERI.

dhire se Bolegi MIYAAOO

Vo Reshmi Baalo wali,
Bhuri Ankho wali
Komal hatho or Narm pero Wali,
Matkti hui Andhere Me
Apke paas ayegi
or

dhire se Bolegi
MIYAAOO.

Height Of RecessioN

Height Of RecessioN.,
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You Swipe The Card
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BaNk A.T.M MachiNe Shows This Message
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"AGEY CHALO BABA."

Wah Wah

Aapki tasveer banate-banate adhuri reh jaati he

Aapki tasveer banate-banate adhuri reh jaati he

Kabhi Singh to kabhi punchh reh jaati hai!

ap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko

ap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge
Mobile K Saath Dafnana
Network Milega To Kabar Se B
Sms Bindaas Karenge

hottest kiss

Sweetest kiss- On the 4head!

Loveliest kiss - On cheeks!

Most
& the hottest kiss

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On ur vehicle's silencer.!

Santa-Banta

Sn-mere biwi ne muze pareshan
ki He bar bar kehti he muze bacha chaheya
Bn:to
Sn:Me male hu yaar

Clasic example 2 prov girls r selfis

Clasic example 2 prov girls r selfis
wen i was a kid so many girls
wanted 2 kiss me,
i allowed.
now i want 2kiss so many girls,
but they dnt allow

Jo mujhe bhool jae

Jo mujhe bhool jae
Uska mobile tut jae
Charger jal jae
sim lock ho jae
Local call par STD ka bil aaye
Local area me b roaming lag jae

Even Networks Cant Stay Without FRIEND

voda( F (one
Ai( R (tel
Virg( I (n
Id( E (a
Bs( N (l
In( D (icom
Hey How Crazy,
Even Networks Cant Stay Without FRIEND..

ha ha ha

Bhoot ka beta apni ma se bola:ma mai kitna Daravna hu

Ma boli:beta jyada ghamand acha nahi
Abhi tune
msg padhne wale ko
nahi DEKHA !

WIFE, BIWI & PATNI Me Kya Farp Hota He

Batao WIFE, BIWI & PATNI Me Kya Farp Hota He?
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Koi Farq Nahi
Tino Ek Hi Bala Ka Naam Hai

1 Gud news & 1 bad news

1 Gud news & 1 bad news
Gud news:
1kg Tomato k sath NOKIA N96 free
Bad news:
1kg. Tamato 32000 Rs

ha ha ha

Gadha rassi se bandha hua hai
Batao vo dur padi ghaas kaise khaega?

batao batao?

batao na?

har Maan li na?

Gadhe ne bhi maan li thi.

ha ha ha

Can u call me now?

Its urgent.

My frnd wants to talk to u.

Actually, use yakin nahi hua
jab maine use bataya ki

Janwar bhi bol sakte hai

mentos zindagi.

Itne saal ho gaye
koi ladki nahi pati !

Ye hai aam zindgi
aur

Itne saal ho gaye
koi ladki hume nahi pata saki !
Ye hai mentos zindagi..

Height Of Escapism

Height Of Escapism:
Prof: Where is ur Assignment?

Student:Sir,I lost it While fightin
with students who said dat u
wer not d best prof in college..

Sweet Dream & Masala Dream

Take one glass full of Sugar
& put it into ur eyes
U will have Sweet Dream

&

If U want Masala Dream

Try Chilli Powder.

ha ha ha

Dosti ki galio me koi gam na ho,

Hamari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho,

Apko mile har roj
nayi-nayi girl FRIEND

Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho.

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if i can face tis i can face anything.

Santa

Santa: God!
Plz dnt want 3rd
world war.

God: I appreciate u my child.

Santa: no God i'm weak in history.
So, I cnt study 3rd wrld war !!

Santa-Banta

Santa & Banta on african safari.
Sudnly a lion catchd santa.

Santa: Shoot him!

Banta: sorry Film is over!

Santa-Banta

Santa & Banta k bich fight ho rahi thi,
Santa: mai tare kapade phad k tujko nanga kar dunga.
Banta: serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar

100 devils= 1 girlfriend

Conversions to be remembered
4 lifetime:
100cm= 1m
100ps= 1Rs
100kg=1quintal
100gods=1mother,
and
most importantly
100 devils= 1 girlfriend.

What time is it wen most ppl go to da dentist

What time is it wen most ppl go to da dentist?

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Guess yaar

I know u do it

Try again

2.30.. (tooth-hurty!)

larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai,
In k peche itna bhagna fazool hai
Jis din kisi ladki ne keh diya I LOVE U
2 samajh jana us dn APRIL FOOL hai.

Santa-Banta

Banta-Shadi k bad tuze kya sekhne ko mila?
Santa-Roz BV Gali Deti He Whi Shikhta Hu

Wah Wah

Tere pyar me umar bhar intezar kiya

Tere pyar me umar bhar intezar kiya

Wah Wah

Aur
Uss intezar me na jane kitno se pyar kiya

Santa

Race dekhte Hue
Santa ne Pucha:"Inam kisko milega?"
Banta:Sub se age wale ko.
Santa:To phir piche wale kyu bhag rahe hain?

Bhikri - Santa

Bhikri: Kuch khane ko do
Santa:TAMATR KHAO
B :Roti do baba
S: TAMATR KHAO
B:TamAtr hi khila do
Wife: Ye Totla hai,
Keh rAhe h KAMAKAR KHAO.

Boy - Girl:

Boy: Tujh Me Rab Dikhta Hai..
Yara Me Kya Karu?

Girl: To Darshan Le,
Dakshina De, Prasad Le Aur Chala
Ja.
Pichhe Aur Bhi Bhakt Khade Hai.

Cup Exam

Cup Exam-

Stadium subject
Pitch: Examination hall
Batsman: student
Bowler:que Paper
Bat:pen
Ball:question
Umpire: evaluator
play well

Minimum & Maximum

Teacher-tum Mummy ko Mum kehte ho,
to tum apni Mummy ki badi bahen
Aur
Chhoti bahen ko kya kahoge?

BOY:(soch ke) - Minimum & Maximum.

where were u born?

Teacher-where were u born?
Santa-Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher:Can u spell it?
Snta-(thinking 4 some time)
I think i was born in GOA

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
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Pappu
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Sari larkion k numbers Mobile Se
Papa ne delete krdie hai

Adnan Sami ka"Ghajini"- "WAZNI"

Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga
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"WAZNI"

Santa

Santa visits Mysore palace.
Guide: Please don't sit there,
this is Tipu Sultan's chair.
Santa: Don't worry,
I will get up when he comes.

Santa

Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti
Santa:Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya?
Kabutar:Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?

Cat - Elephant

Cat:how old ru?
Elephant:15years
Cat:but u look big
Elephant:i am a complan boy!
Cat:i'm 30.
Elephant:but u look small
Cat:i'm ponds age miracle