Pappu

Ek bar Pappu K Sar Par8-10 BAAL Aye
Wo Nai k pas Gya
Nai Ne pucha CUT kru ya COUNT karu
Pappu Sharma k bola-colour kro

ye schol kya hota he

Mumy ye schol kya hota he
Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he

Pappu

Pappu-Beta Ye Kaisi Machis Laye
Ho Ek Bhi Nahi Jal Rhi

Beta-Kya Baat Kar Rhe Ho
Papa Sub Check Kar Ke Laya Hu!!.

Santa

Hotel me khana kha k santa hath k badle
wash basin dhone laga.
Waiter pucha kya kar rahe ho?
SaNta bola:dikhta nhi likha he wash basin

Pappu- Dipu

Pappu-Yar Mera Mobile Kharab Hogya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Btao
Dipu-Dentist Wo Q
Pappu-Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya He

Santa-Banta

Snta-Tum Dusaro Se Q Kehte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu
B-Maaf Krna Muje Ni Pata Tha Ye Baat Gupt Rkhni He

Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le k karta

Pappu ne Ek car li Loan pe.Loan chuka nai pane se Bank wale Car utha le gae.
Pappu Rote hue:Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le k karta

Santa - police

Santa helmet pehn ke ghar se nikla
police:lao 50 ka not
santa:yar helmet to he
police:abey lakin bike kaha he

Gandhiji Ne Ahinsa Ka Rasta Hi Kyu Chuna

Gandhiji Ne Ahinsa Ka Rasta Hi Kyu Chuna..
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Guess
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Socho
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Qki Dhishoom Dhishoom To Pepsodent ka kam hai

SAMNE SE HATJA

Pe-peep Pe'peep
Pe-peep
Peep peep
Pe,peep
Ghng ghng
P-peep
Pe'peep
Pe'peep
Pe'peep

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SAMNE SE
HATJA

SMS

AA RAHA Hai.?

Santa-Banta

Bnta-Teri BIWI ne MUZE 1 bar line MARi thi
Snta-Tuze sirf LINE mari he Muze to BAILAN C Marti He

DOST bahut JAKKAS ho

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Gadha B jo na khaye wo
ghas ho tum

Stupid idiot bakwas ho
tum

52 jokro waali taash ho
tum

Pr fir B jo B ho
yaar

DOST bahut JAKKAS
ho

Chor pakadnewala machine banaya gaya.

Chor pakadnewala machine banaya gaya.
1590 chor japan se mile!
1723 china se!
1001 pakistan se!
Aur india se machine hi chori ho gaya!

Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye

Santa was walking thru d forest n saw snake
hanging on d tree.
Santa Said: Sirf latakne se height nai badegi,
Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye

DIL b 2 diye h bs dusra dhundna padta h

God gave
2 Eyes
2 Arms
2 Legs
2 Ears
2 Lungs
2 Kidneys
to us
Why he is given Only 1 Heart
Stupid
DIL b 2 diye h
bs dusra dhundna padta h

Likha Tha "Sugar Free" ,Mgr Usne shakkar nahi di,

Santa-Wo Dukandar Logo Ko Lut ta He
Banta-kyu?
Santa-Mene Kal Usse Biscut Kharida
Uspar Likha Tha "Sugar Free"
Mgr Usne shakkar nahi di,

-"2009 K Bhikhari"-

-"2009 K Bhikhari"-

Amma Thoda Khaana He To Do Na..

Amma-Abhi Nahi Banaya He...

Bhikaari-To Banane Ke Baad
Miss Call Kar Dena.

Teacher - Student

Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???

Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri he
sanam..

Exam Ki Sari Taiyari Ho Gayi

Exam Ki Sari Taiyari Ho Gayi

Pen
Pencil
Scale
EraSr

Sab Taiyar He
Ab BuS Padhna Baki He

Apne Papa ka nam English me btao.

Techr:Apne Papa ka nam English me btao.
Student:BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR.
Teachr:What Nonsense,Iska matlab kya hua.
Stdt:SUNDER LAL CHADDA

jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jaye

Mohabat karne walo ko
inkar acha nahi lgta.
Dunia walo ko ikrar
acha nahi lgta
jab tak ladka ladki
bhag na jaye
Logo ko pyar sacha nhi
lagta

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki.......usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

Santa-Banta

snta-mai jab paida hua to bahut roya Tha
Bnta-Q
Snta-Pata nhi Q
Yaar us Waqt mai chota tha

fir aaonga...

Wife: raat ko ghar me chor aaya or mujhe kiss karke chala gaya.
Pati- tumne roka nahi?
wife- bahut kaha tha rukne k liye, bola fir aaonga...

REMIX

Yae
Bee
See
Dee
Eee
Yef
Jee
Hetch
Ai
Jae
Kae
Yel
Y em
Yen
Oh
Pee
Kiue
Aar
Yes
Tee
You
Vee
Double u
Yeks
Why
Ized
"REMIX o

Santa

Sta--Sharm nai ati meri jeb kat te Huye
DR-Apko sharm ani chaiye Q.ki
apki jeb me 1 paisa b nhi he

Water ka formula

cher-Water ka formula batao
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Snta-H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
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Tcher-Ye kya hai?
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Snta-Sir ye Delhi ka pani hai.

police ko Q nhi bataya

Snta-jb tmari wife gum hui
to police ko Q nhi bataya
Bnta-Qki jab mera scooter gum hua ta
to policewalo ne 15-20 din istemal kar k dia

Ye Insano Pe Hi Aser Krta H

Antar Mantar
Jadu Jantar
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Chhhooo
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Kuch Mahsus Hua..
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Nahi Na?
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Jadugar Ne Bhi Yahi Kaha Tha
K

Ye
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Insano Pe Hi Aser Krta H

Conductor -student

Conductor 2 a student:tu hmesa door me khade rehte ho tera baap watchman he kya

Studen:tu hmse chillr puchta he tere baap BHIKARI he kya

Shadi kab hoti he?

Bnta-Shadi kab hoti he?
Snta-Jab Barbadi Najdeek aati he tab hote he

DOSTI

DOSTI
Phul se karoge to mehak jaoge,

SAAWAN Se karoge to bheeg jaoge,

SURAJ Se karoge to jal jaoge,

muj Se karoge to SUDHAR jaoge

Ek bar muskura do dost..!

Phul khilkar udas he.
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he
Ek bar muskura do dost..

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Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai..

Koi apko Pagal Kahe T

Koi apko Pagal
Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona
Afsos Mat Karna
Rona B Nhi
Darna Bhi Mat
Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Puchna
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Tumhe kaise pata chala

Barsat k raat 1 bhigi ladki

Barsat k raat
1 bhigi ladki

bhiga badan

bhige hont

bhige zulfe

usse nazre mile
milte he dil ne kaha
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Kal ye 100% bimar hogi

Dr.- Dipu

Dr.-Tum roz subha clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Dipu-Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai-Aurato ko dekhne ka Time 9am-1pm

Pappu- Dipu

Pappu-Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karti HE??

Dipu-Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata HE..

Bhikri - Taj hotel

Bikhari Ne Fon Kia..
Hallo Taj Hotel
Ha Ji
1Pizza
1Biryani
1RasMalai Bhej Do
Taj>Kiske Nam Se Bheju Sir
B>Allah K Nam Pe Bhejde

Wah Wah

Beth kar unki zulfo ke saaye me, swarg jaisa anand Aaya

wah !..wah..!

biwi ne Dekh Liya or Shaam ko hospital me hi hosh Aaya ..

Ab To Naha Lo

Suno--
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki Garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek bond
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh kar
Kah rahi hai

"Pls Ab To Naha Lo"

ha ha ha

Har rishta dil se nibhana hum jante hai
Jakhm pe marham lagana hum jante hai
Hame bhulane ki koshish mat karna
hum gala b dabana jante He

ha ha ha

E dost unhe meri yaad dila de
Hum unhe yaad karte hai ye bata de

Wo sms n kre to pani barsa de
Or us pani mai unka phone duba de.

Santa-Banta

Santa: Gud news hai banta Main aur meri
girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, great Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko

Wah Wah

Arz hai

Student ki b kya life hoti he

wah wah

Student ki b kya life hoti he
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Na husband hota he
Na wife hoti he

ha ha ha

Khoobsurat Phoolon Me
Haseen Wadiyon Me
Dilkash Baaghon Me
Aap Jaisa
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Ek Keeda Zaroor Hota Hai

Love

Love ko life me must hona chahiye
Studnt ko luv me intrst hona chahiye
Ashiq ishq me prfect hona chahiy
Ye b college me subject hona chahiye

Santa-Banta

Banta- Yaar duniya me sab se
purana janwar kaun sa he?

Santa- "ZEBRA"
Banta- Woh kaise?
Santa- kyuki wo Black & White
ke zamane Ka hai

EXAMS

AEROPLANE
Wright bros

CYCLE
Macmillan

TELEPHONE
Graham Bell

TELESCOPE
Galileo

EXAMS

Saale ko dhundo re, Pakad k Marenge